the holy trinity
KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER
TWICE FOR THE SON
THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST
when you do all of the work for a “group” project
"Fuckers, don’t laugh! You motherfuckers."
*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
mark ruffalo is so down to earth like i feel like he doesnt even know hes a celebrity hes just some guy and all these famous people are around him and he has no clue what is happening
"season 10 probably won’t be the last season"